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Size Matters
A finished NSFW, profiction, digital BnHA zine with a single theme in mind: praising peens, whether they be big, small or anything in between.Our project is complete as of 2023! Keep an eye out for anything new we're working on here. We're so happy to have been able to praise the peen with all of you!By clicking the button below, you agree that you are over 18 years of age and are okay with the presence of NSFW material.
Important Information
| 🍆 | Our project is NSFW in nature, and because of that we will only be allowing people over the age of 18 to be a part of it. Any minors or antis found interacting with our project or our page will be blocked.| 🍆 | We are also a completely proship and profiction project: simply put, there is absolutely no tolerance for hatred and disrespect of any kind, whether that be ship, character, dynamic, kink or whatever else.| 🍆 | While the main zine itself will be digital, we will have an array of physical merch for sale. Since our zine is for profit, all money that is not used for production and shipping costs will be split evenly amongst the contributors and moderators at the conclusion of our event. Contributors are guaranteed a full bundle, as well as being able to purchase additional merch at production price.| 🍆 | There will be one zine that showcases all stories and page art created for our project, sorted by size from small to large. Should our there be enough interest, we will also offer a dead dove friendly add-on for purchase.| 🍆 | As is reflected in our schedule, our zine will not have a preorder period and will go directly to sales in the Summer of 2023.| 🍆 | More information about what direct to sales means and our finance plan can be found further down.| 🍆 | As of right now, we have no plans to leave Twitter as our main social media platform. However we do have a mailing list for anyone who'd like to stay up to date in another manner; use this link to sign up!
Schedule
October 1st | Zine Announcement
October 10th | Interest Check Opens
October 26th | Interest Check Closes
October 31st | Interest Check Results
November 4th | Applications Open
December 4th | Applications Close
December 14th | Application Results Sent
January to April | Creation Period
March to June | Production Period
July 15th | Sales Open
October 25th | Leftover Sales
Applicant Guidelines
| 🍆 | We have positions open for the following:
| 22 page artists | 10 writers | 3 merch artists || 🍆 | All applicants must be over 18 before the time of applying, and previous zine experience is not necessary.| 🍆 | We will be conducting a blind application process: all identifying information must be removed from the samples before submitting your application. This means no signatures and/or watermarks for artists and no Ao3 links for writers will be allowed in the samples.| 🍆 | All applicant information will be kept separate from the samples during the decision process to allow for the most impartial results.| 🍆 | Applications that have personal information in their samples will be nullified.
Contributor Requirements:Writers | One piece; between 2k and 3k (500 word variance)Artists | One piece; oriented either as a single page or as a spreadMerch Artists | Two pieces; either one digital and one physical or two physical piecesClick the buttons below to find more in-depth guidelines for applicants!
Mod Team
| 🍆 | Renee the Peen Queen | 🍆 |
| 💦 | she/her/hers | 💦 |Renee loves everything about peens: their texture, their taste, how they go boing boing and float in water and especially their... more practical uses. She's basically blowing her load with excitement for this project, and can't wait to share all of that with y'all!Roles and Responsibilities | Shipping, Socials, Organization and Writer SupportPrevious Experience | Staycation: A Dorm Life BnHA Zine - Shipping
Take to the Skies: A Haikyuu Dragonriders Zine - Socials and Organization
| 🍆 | Oz : Tiny PP Aficionado | 🍆 |
| 💦 | he/him/his | 💦 |Oz loves peens of all sizes. There is a special place in his heart for tiny peens that fit in your mouth. A little mouthful, if you will. Even though small peens make his heart go doki doki, that's not a dealbreaker. Small peen this, big peen that: all that matters is that the peen is in his (redacted).Roles and Responsibilities | Artist, Graphics and Moral SupportPrevious Experience | None
| 🍆 | Shinii the Duke of Dicks | 🍆 |
| 💦 | he/him/his | 💦 |Shinii is onboard as our resident Duke of Dick. If you’ve got a boner to pick with him about that- you can fight them for the title. All peen is good peen, all aboard the train to Pound Town Peen Zine!Roles and Responsibilities | Finance, Production, Discord and Organization SupportPrevious Experience: | Insaitiable: A NSFW Todoroki Shouto Zine) - Intern
FAQ
| 🍆 | What is the theme of this zine?
In short | Penis >:)
In more length | This zine will be a completely NSFW project done into two parts: on one side we will be celebrating small dicks in all their glory, and on the other side we will be enjoying everything big dicks bring to the table. The contents of the zine will be collected into one pdf for purchase and distribution, with the contents laid out from biggest to smallest and everything in between. Based on the results of our interest check, we may possibly include a third, smaller zine that explores more problematic situations that still fit our theme.| 🍆 | What time zone will you be working in?
This project and its schedule will be based in EST.| 🍆 | What is a zine?
A zine is a collection of original works, including both written, art, and merch pieces published and sold for a certain period of time.| 🍆 | Will the zine be physical or digital? What about for profit or for charity?
The zine itself will be digital only, but we will be offering both physical and digital merch for purchase. Our project will also be for profit, with all funds not used for production and shipping purposes being split evenly between our entire zine team.| 🍆 | What kind of content and relationships will be included in the zine?
We hope to have an even mix of canon compliant and alternate universes represented in this zine, as well as a vast array of pairings, dynamics and ships. Any and all content that is not detailed below is allowed: this includes characters of any gender identity, sexual orientation, ability and everything else that our contributors may want to explore!| 🍆 | What content is prohibited in the zine?
Anything listed below will not be allowed in our main zine. However, if interest indicates, we will be creating a smaller, dead dove friendly add-on.
Content that is allowed only in the dead dove add on is as follows:
| 🍆 | Noncon | 🍆 | Dubcon | 🍆 | Piss | 🍆 | Underage | 🍆 |
| 🍆 | Lolisho (Four and older) | 🍆 | Minor violence | 🍆 | Emeto | 🍆 |
| 🍆 | Bestiality | 🍆 | Incest | 🍆 |Content that is not allowed in the zine at all is as follows:
| 🍆 | MCD | 🍆 | Extreme gore | 🍆 |
| 🍆 | Lolisho (Younger than four) | 🍆 | Vore | 🍆 |
| 🍆 | Scat | 🍆 | Necrophilia | 🍆 |
Finances
| 🍆 | Mods | Who are the mods in charge of finance, and how can we ensure that they will be using funds correctly?Our finance mod for this project will be Shinii, but he is not the only mod with access to the zine financial accounts. Transparency for this project will be available to contributors every step of the way, through not only the ability to request a screenshot of current account holdings at any point, but also through detailed and meticulous accounting in a channel available for view by participants. During sales, our totals will be updated nightly so that contributors are never left in the dark about where the project is financially.| 🍆 | Direct to Sales | How will the zine be funded without a preorder period?The answer is that our mods will be paying for all production costs. We believe in our zine and our contributors and have squirreled away enough funds to make this happen. We’ll be purchasing the merch up front from the funds already placed in the zine account and saving receipts in the fully visible channel for contributors to see. This will ensure that the project will go through even if breakeven is not reached. Mods are fully aware that they may not recoup their fronted monies.| 🍆 | Compensation | How will contributors be compensated?Contributors will all receive a full bundle of merch and the zine itself even if breakeven price has not been reached. Any profits will be split between all contributors and mods evenly. Should a contributor wish to forego their bundle, they will be compensated an additional amount for the at cost value of the items they opted to forego.| 🍆 | Transparency with Contributors and Customers | What information will contributors and customers have access to during important project milestones?Contributors will have access to screenshots of the zine bank account whenever they ask for one, as well as our ‘money shots’ channel where all current accounting and projections are done. Buyers will be kept up to date with tracking numbers and fast shipped packages! Since we’re direct to sales, that means that when you buy we will already have it in house and ready to ship!| 🍆 | Financial Organization | How does the mod team budget and keep track of finances?The mod team will be keeping meticulous google sheets records, as well as paper copies of receipts and uploads of said receipts to a drive that all mods can access. Our shipping mod is entirely independent of our finance mod to lessen any possible time delays/hiding of issues by one person doing both jobs that come at the end.